I work primarily from home and Ricky (a 12 year-old Pomeranian) is usually within a few feet of me.
Susan found this, but is very close to what Ricky would say to me if he could talk.
dog: wat doing
me: nothing. i just stood up.
dog: where go
me: i’m literally walking 3 feet away. i’m not even leaving the room.
dog: can i come
me: i mean sure but i’m literally just —
dog: i come too
dog: wat doing
me: i need to open this door.
dog: i halp
me: no, but you’re in front of the door. move please.
dog: i halp
me: sigh.
dog: where going
me: i am going right back to the exact place i was sitting a second ago.
dog: can i come
me: sure.
dog: i sit in lap
me: no please don’t you are —
dog: i sit in lap
me: no there’s no room and —
dog: lap
me: no, sit on the floor and i’ll pet you.
dog: right here
me: that’s literally on top of my leg.
dog: it’s perfect pet me
me: i am petting you. one second, let me just grab my glass —
dog: pet me pet me pet me pet me
me: i literally am petting you, i just needed a drink —
dog: pet me pet me pet me pet me
me: i am
dog: i sit in lap
dog: pet me pet me pet me
dog: hold slobber toy
dog: sneeze in ur face
me: …….
Dogs are one of God's greatest gifts to us, but they can be a pain in the butt at time.
If my dog could talk, this is how it would go
If my dog could talk, this is how it would go
Dan Steffens
Energy Prospectus Group
Energy Prospectus Group