Great quotes
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 8:49 am
Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words.”
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Why do Oklahoma State Cowboys fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
Drool.
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How many Michigan State freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him.
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Two Oklahoma Sooner football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, " Look, a dead bird."
The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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What do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
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How can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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Why do Oklahoma State Cowboys fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
Drool.
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How many Michigan State freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him.
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Two Oklahoma Sooner football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, " Look, a dead bird."
The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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What do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
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How can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.