Flash Alert: Government Notice

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To help save the economy, the Federal Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Older people are easier to catch and most of them will not remember how to get back home.

Be sure to send this notice to your relatives and friends, so they will know what happened to you.

See you on the bus!