How to start a fight on Christmas

[dan_s]

HOW TO START A FIGHT

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

[prince_jake_33]

My wife is telling that joke to everyone she knows. I loved the one about the tent of Sherlock and Watson