Geologists

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The field geologist and the Lord.. It goes as follows:

A Geologist was working in the field studying out crops.

The lord appeared, he was startled for a moment, he then proceeded to converse with the lord.

The Geologist told the Lord he had been studying his beautiful creations. He ask the Lord how long did it take to create all of this?

The Lord replied Billions of years my son.

The Geologist responded wow what is a billion years like to you?

The Lord replied: one minute my son.

The Geologist thought for a while and ask "if a billion years is only one minute" What is a million dollars to you?

The Lord replied: one penny

The Geologist thought for a while then ask the Lord could you give me a penny?

The Lord replied: YES MY SON, IN A MINUTE!!!!